Pizza Yeti hungry!
Me like food. Me roam through home, called Howard County by civil humans, searching for food. Me try hamburgers. Me try steak. Me try chicken. Me try tacos. Me try (blech!) salad. All bad!
Then me try PIZZA! Me like pizza. Me LOVE pizza! Me not meet pizza me not like. Me try to find BEST pizza in HoCo. Me still searching.
Me try Pizza Hut. Papa John’s. Domino’s. Pizza Boli’s. Little Caesar’s. Jerry’s. Sbarro’s. Flippin’ Pizza. Blaze. MOD. Pie 5. Squisito. Chuck E. Cheese. Pizza Yeti hate chains! Some pizza good, some pizza bad, no pizza great.
But me find other pizza me like. Me LOVE Ledo pizza! Good sweet sauce, smoked provolone cheese, thin, crisp crust… Ledo pizza good! Square pizza okay. This chain okay. But me like original Ledo Restaurant in College Park best. Also like TJ Elliot’s in Bowie.
Me also try Facci, Lucero’s, Luna Bella, Pasta Blitz, Pazani, Pizza John’s, Pub Dog, Three Brothers, Tomato Palace, Waterloo, Roma’s, Trattoria E Pizzeria, Gateway Pizza, Vennari’s, La Pizza Banca, Royal Pizza, Pizza Presto, Wings Things & Pizza, Pizza Primetime, Grotto, Coal Fire, and Mama Lucia. All close to home. Some pizza good, some pizza bad, no pizza great.
Pizza Yeti explore other places. Me try to find pizza in Baltimore. Me find good pizza, like Matthew’s and Iggie’s and Joe Squared. Me try to find pizza in DC. Me find good pizza, like matchbox and Armand’s and 2 Amy’s. Pizza Yeti go to New York and Chicago. Pizza really good in New York and Chicago. Me come home to HoCo and me can’t find GREAT pizza.
Where do Pizza Yeti go to find GREAT pizza? Me keep looking.
Me find computer and make pizza blog. No can eat pizza blog. But me can tell Civil Humans in HoCo about good pizza. Maybe find great pizza some day. Some day.
ROAWR! Pizza Yeti go look for great pizza. Me blog later.